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✦ 2026 OFFICIAL ROSTER ✦SKATERS: 18 ATHLETESCOACHES: 3CREW: 1 OFFICIALS

Meet the Pack

The competitive skaters, pivots, blockers, jammers, bench coaches, and dedicated crew of BARD.

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Active Roster

Skaters & Player-Coaches

Hot Shot

#000
Hot Shot - #000
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Resident old man and ex team USA player.

BlockerPivotJammer

Mono Loco

#2
Mono Loco - #2
Brookings Area Roller Derby

⚠️ May cause sudden bursts of speed, unexpected aerial maneuvers, and severe monkey business.

JammerPivot

Red Fox

#6
Red Fox - #6
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Active competitor with Brookings Area Roller Derby.

BlockerJammer

Ruthie the Ruiner

#15
Ruthie the Ruiner - #15
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Our very own 4’11” pint-sized powerhouse. She may be small, but she brings a little extra derby sass to the track.

BlockerPivot

Spin

#16
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Active competitor with Brookings Area Roller Derby.

BlockerJammer

Lexabro

#19
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Active competitor with Brookings Area Roller Derby.

BlockerPivot

Miss Conduct

#50
Miss Conduct - #50
Brookings Area Roller Derby

When shes not on the track you can find her in a thrift store or making anything sweet even revenge.

Blocker

Dirtbag

#66
Dirtbag - #66
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Red Fox’s better half and an unyielding force in the BARD pack!

BlockerPivot

PBJ

#85
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Active competitor with Brookings Area Roller Derby.

BlockerPivot

Hip Smackers

#91
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Active competitor with Brookings Area Roller Derby.

Blocker

Pocalyse

#92
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Active competitor with Brookings Area Roller Derby.

Blocker

Mo Wicked

#128
Mo Wicked - #128
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Active competitor with Brookings Area Roller Derby.

Blocker

Riot Rita

#135
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Our favorite colorful, mother of Curtis the flamingo, triple threat on the track!

BlockerJammerPivot

Smackerel

#148
Smackerel - #148
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Everyone’s favorite fish-themed skater!

JammerBlocker

Mad Hatter

#314
Mad Hatter - #314
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Active competitor with Brookings Area Roller Derby.

BlockerJammer

Rekcah

#410
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Fresh meat that loves to hit hard!

JammerFresh Meat

Jawz

#516
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Active competitor with Brookings Area Roller Derby.

Blocker

Candy Insane

#1225
Candy Insane - #1225
Brookings Area Roller Derby

The “godmother” of BARD.

CoachRefJammer

Coaching Staff

Bench Coaches

The masterminds behind our strategy, pack dynamics, and bench leadership.

SeizeHer Malign

#58
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Whisperer of dogs and derby folks.

CoachBlocker

Black Velvet

COACH
Black Velvet
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Gentle giant, tactical nerd, and professional hype man, Coach Black Velvet is our smooth-talking, high-energy leader behind the bench.

Coach

CapTim N Coke

COACH
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Bench coach extraordinaire who has been wrangling BARDs since the league was founded!

Coach

Officials & Volunteers

Referees & Non-Skating Officials

Our bouts and operations run thanks to dedicated referees, non-skating officials (NSOs), and volunteers who keep the wheels turning.

Uncle Slam

REF
Brookings Area Roller Derby
Brookings Area Roller Derby

Skating official / referee keeping the BARDs on track or in the box if they deserve it!

Ref

Want to skate with BARD?

We teach complete beginners how to skate, hit, and play derby safely. Referees and non-skating officials are also in high demand!